hellow. so today i made this TOTALLY SWEET workout mix that gets me extra pumped in the morning. I call it "Totally Sweet Mix For Morning Workouts Extraveganza". It starts of with some soft pop and quiet jam bands, and then theres this huge guitar wail, like "yeah, like that junko gets me pumped" and then the medal kicks in. its awesome. Its available for sale at www.iamsstrongerthenyouandbabesloveme.com . however, only get this if you are really super strong. If you are a stupid dummy this heavy music might blow your head off of your neck. Start off with my "less totally sweet mix" then move up as you become more awesome and strong.

Daily Tip: whenever i tell you to buy something from me, do it, because it is obviosly totally awesome

Hello,

Last night i had a horrible nightmeare. I dremt that I was this weak puddgy little short kid. I couldnt even bench 200. It was terrible. I woke up screaming and screaming, but then when i was awake I went to the mirror, and checked on my huge muscles, and six pack, and that I was well over 6 feet tall, without an ounce of body fat. That made me feel much better. Then I did my morning workouts like always, no problem and after shower and breakfast I was fine. School today was pretty normal. I beat up 7 twirps in under a minute. Thats a new record. NOw im just chillin out and definatly NOT DOING HOMEWORK cuz im just way too badass for homework of course. Alright, im gonna go eat some protien bars. Peace

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Hey everyone!

Sorry i havnt posted in a few days, i have been in Michegan. So i got on the plane and they had all this security which i thought was a waste of time, because if some terrorist tryed to hijakk my plane i would use my extra strong fighting skillz to knock them out and throw them out the window. Then if i had to i'd use my super duper plane flying skillz to fly the plane to safety. They should just put someone as strong as me on every plane to protect people. OH! Silly ME! I almost forgot, there is no one as strong as me. thats too bad cuz then we'd all be safe. So anyways, we got in and went to the hotel, and the first thing I went to check out was the gym (obviously). They had some good stuff, but unfortunatly the bench press only went up to 350. So i had too do some more weights and push ups and stuff to make up for it. So then i went around michagen, chillin, and stuff, and just being totaly rad and blessing the people of detroit with my presence and a sight of my huge muscles. So tonight i came back on the plane. But i had to check in my HUGE GUNS under the plane (get it?). So now im home with my 375 bench press, and ive gotta go to eat dinner. Peace

Daily Tip: before you travel, make sure you locate a gym with a bench press that meets your needs.

Hello everyone! Today in school we had a Thanksgiving Assembly. Everyone thought about what they are thankful. Personally, I am thankfull for my muslucar body and ripped muscles. If i could invite anybody to my thanksgiving table, it would be Arnold Swarchenager, because he is the only man on earth who is almost as ripped AND popular as i am. Thanksgiving made me feel bad for those who dont have the muscles and skillz that I have. That made me feel more dedicated to this service, teaching people to be more like me. After school, the assembly inspired me to do some of my best nerd bashing i have ever done, i dedicated my work to those who are not born with the body that i have. Thats all for today.

Daily Tip: Never get too cocky, there is always someone better then you (me).

Hey all. So today i woke up, and after doing my morning work out, i was glanceing at my muscles in the mirror when i realized just how big they are. Wow, it really blows me away how strong i am. Anyways, school was "Get your exams back day!" I of course failed all my exams because i'm too badass for school. At lunch i dominated some little geek-a-zoid in a one on one game of footsie. I am so tuff all the other nerds were too scared to take on my wrath. Then we had fire drill. While all the little whips were running out the door crying i was just chillin out, cuz if there was really a fire i would just stom out the fire and destroy it with my way rad fire extinguishing skillz. Tonight we had "Evening of jazz". BAND GEEK BASHING TIME!!! I stuck a trumpet up a little twirps throught. Then i thought for a while about how tuff i am. Now i am at home, just hangin around thinkin about how popular i am, wow, its really great to know that everybody loves me because i am the greatest man in the world. Thats all for today.

Daily Tip: Don't bother with school. When you get older and need to pay rent, just beat up some uber rich people and make them give you their lunch money. Then you'll have money and get to beat up some twips